July 31, 2010

The Trade Deadline Blog


As much as baseball in Boston has been a downer this year, it's still hard to ignore the trade deadline. With the exception of the NFL, deadline day is one of the most exciting in all of professional sports. The best part of the deadline is that it appeals to buyers as well as sellers. For teams in the hunt, it's a day for the organization and their fans to anticipate what piece they will add to improve their championship run. If your team is out of it, it's still nice to see what prospects (or in the NHL, draft picks also) your team will come up with for the future. Now I haven't paid nearly as much attention to baseball or the Red Sox as I have in past years, but today is still a fun day for me.

The Trade Deadline is somewhat mis-labeled as a one day event. As we saw in the NHL this past year, the Devils made the biggest move of the "deadline" when they acquired Ilya Kovalchuk about a month prior to the cutoff. It's similar in all sports, so here's what we've already seen:

Lee to the Rangers: Despite being on the verge of bankruptcy, the Rangers made a proactive move and acquired the World Series "almost-hero" from last year. Lee goes to the Rangers and immediately becomes the first actual "ace" that the Texas organization has had in years, if not decades. Justin Smoak was the big piece heading to Seattle, and he is expected to be an elite first baseman in the future. But with the Rangers' current situation and roster, they made the right move in playing for the present.

Haren to the Angels: I applaud the Angels organization for this move. They haven't really been as competitive this year as they have over the last decade, but they are still trying to make a push to get back to the postseason. They let Vlad go in the offseason and Kendry Morales breaking his leg was a huge loss for the Halo's. But when the opportunity to acquire a bona-fide ace presented itself, the Angels jumped all over it. The best part of this deal for LA/Anaheim is that they got Haren for relatively little. The only MLB asset they parted with was mediocre lefty Joe Saunders! Yea, nice haul Arizona!

Oswalt to the Phils: Oswalt isn't the pitcher he was five years ago, but he is still amongst the top 20 or 30 in the game today. He voiced his opinion on the Astros' organizational direction earlier in the year, and it was no secret that he wanted out of Houston. The Astros gave him his wish, and the Phillies jumped all over the opportunity to add a great #2 starter behind ace Roy Halladay. With their offensive struggles and injuries this year, the Phillies are going to need to get to the playoffs with pitching, and they made a great move in getting Oswalt. Similarly, the 'Stros got J.A Happ and Brett Wallace in the deal, a very good package compared to what the D-backs got for their ace.

Berkman to the Yanks: The Astros garage sale continued on Saturday when they shipped Big Puma off to the Bronx. This is a classic trade that will make Sox fans furious. The Yankees are mostly healthy and can already slug with the best of them, and they still went out and added one of the best bats available! Berkman will be a part of a lineup already featuring Arod, Teixeira, Jeter, and Robinson Cano! That's scary, flat out scary. The Sox could have used Berkman's bat (where would you put him, though?), but they were silent in talks with Houston, and that might make fans jump-ship.

Jackson to the White Sox: Edwin Jackson didn't even last a full year with Arizona, despite throwing a no-hitter earlier in the year. Instead, he was shipped back to the AL Central. The White Sox made a fairly good deal here. Daniel Hudson has the upside of a good #2 or 3 starter, but he isn't pennant-race ready.


Those deals were the big ones that were either in-place or completed prior to the actual day of the deadline. Of course, there is plenty of action that goes on throughout the last day of July as well. Some of the deals that have gone through today:

Lilly to the Dodgers: The Dodgers have been a very disappointing team this year, with the exception of Chad Billingsley and Andre Ethier (prior to his finger injury). Lilly is exactly what the Dodgers need to recover and make the playoffs. They've had rotation struggles outside of Billingsley and Clayton Kershaw, so this move should help out.

Capps to the Twins: Some...most...expected that Joe Nathan's injury would be a disaster for the Twins. Well, it's July 31st and they are still within 1.5 games of the AL Central lead, so they've managed just fine. Adding Capps, an All-Star this year, should really give them a needed boost down the stretch.

Busy Padres: They went out and got Miguel Tejada yesterday, and today they've gone out and acquired Ryan Ludwick. It looks like San Diego really believes that they can continue to play division-leading baseball, and who's to say they can't.

Reliever movement: The Yankees just went out and added a much needed bullpen arm in Kerry Wood, and the Rays added to their back-end by acquiring Chad Qualls. The Bronx Bombers are just adding pieces left and right and doing a good job of acting instead of reacting. Qualls is a good pitcher if in a setup role, but if the Rays want to keep pace with New York, they'll have to do more than just this.


Those are some of the deals that have surfaced in recent hours. As you may have noticed...the Red Sox, as of 3:45 pm ET, have been completely dormant. Would fans like to see them go out and add an Adam Dunn, a Cody Ross, or maybe a guy like Matt Lindstrom or Scott Downs? Yes, I'm sure fans would love that. I'm not saying that the Sox should overpay for a "medium-asset," but to sit around with your thumb up your ass and not show fans that you want to win is absurd. The biggest reason, I think, for fans ditching the Sox this year is their laughable offseason. Two years ago they watched the Yankees swoop in and steal Teixeira. This offseason, they watched the Yankees get Curtis Granderson and countered with Mike Cameron and Bill Hall. Yes, Beltre has worked out better than anyone imagined and Lackey was a big-money signing, but their general strategy of "value" and "defense" has worn Sox fans' patience thin. In a market like Boston, you can't preach value to your fans when they help you sell-out Fenway park for hundreds of games in a row (I'm not sure about the actual number). Fans dish out thousands of dollars a year (casual fans!) to watch the Sox, and they have been rewarded with 37-year old defensive specialists. Bill Simmons nailed it on the head the other day (for once, because Bill Simmons sucks and is retarded), but the Sox are boring! The don't have a goofball like Manny or Pedro anymore. Papi is no longer in his prime, Pedroia's hurt, Ellsbury is a pussy, and Papelbon, Dice K, Beckett, and JD Drew have all worn out their welcomes to various extents.

Basically, the Red Sox have a thin bullpen, they're hurt on offense, and their rotation (while good) has struggled with consistency and injuries...yet the Sox are just standing by and watching the Yankees go get the guys that we should be pursuing. Theo and company will make a move by the end of the day, I'm sure of that, but it'll most likely be with the addition of a cheap utility guy or a 6th inning bullpen guy...and that's almost worse than standing pat. Why not just rid yourself and your frustrated fans of a guy like Ellsbury? Package Jacoby, Ramon Ramirez, and a few prospects and go get yourself a prime-time guy! It's a stretch, but why not make a run at a guy like Hanley Ramirez or Carlos Beltran? Why not pull the trigger on Adam Dunn? Would it kill the Sox to get Prince Fielder? Why are they putting such high value in Jacoby and ending all talks when he's brought up? Send him out! Bring in a Hanley or a Prince! If you do that, you'll gain back a lot of those fans who have either given up or just flat out stopped caring.

Again, they won't do it, because they've turned into a boring organization with a poor strategy. So, Sox fans, prepare for a whole lot of mediocre down the stretch!

July 29, 2010

What Did The Five Fingers Say To The Face?


Fantasy football officially became available on many websites and so I thought it might be a good idea to rank my top 5 players at each position for the start of the 10'-11' season. Let's get right to it...

Quarterback
  1. Peyton Manning
  2. Aaron Rodgers
  3. Drew Brees
  4. Matt Schaub
  5. Phil Rivers
Running Back
  1. Adrian Peterson
  2. Chris Johnson
  3. Ray Rice
  4. Maurice Jones-Drew
  5. Frank Gore
Wide Receiver
  1. Andre Johnson
  2. Roddy White
  3. Reggie Wayne
  4. Greg Jennings
  5. Calvin Johnson
Tight End
  1. Dallas Clark
  2. Antonio Gates
  3. Vernon Davis
  4. Owen Daniels
  5. Jermichael Finley
Defense
  1. Minnesota Vikings
  2. Dallas Cowboys
  3. New York Jets
  4. Baltimore Ravens
  5. Green Bay Packers
Note: Please send all complaints to: Idontgiveashit@aol.com/creedthoughts

The Lunch Hour


If you told me that you didn't expect Stephen Strasburg to "wear down" this year or next due to arm fatigue or being over-hyped, I would have kicked you in the nuts and called you stupid...and there are probably several people I owe the nut-kick to. The Nationals decided it was of tremendous urgency in early June to promote their future-ace to boost them from a 58-win season to a 64-win season. Thank god they made the move! Fact: Strasburg has been every bit as good as advertised since the recall. Fact: The Nationals have a better chance of winning whenever he toes the slab. But, Fact #3: The Nationals were and are going nowhere fast with or without their budding star. Washington hasn't been a baseball hot-bead by any stretch of the imagination, so you knew the hype was real when all of the sudden a Nats-Pirates game was on ESPN during primetime hours. I mean, really ESPN? You tabbed those two teams for the nightcap? Guy must be good! But what the Nationals failed to take into consideration was the fact that he's still young, and he's now got a ton of pressure thrown onto his shoulders. With all the hype surrounding him, Strasburg probably came into the league figuring he had to ring-up every batter he faced, which he basically succeeded in doing. Well, all that hype, all that pressure, and all those 100 mph heaters have now landed Strasburg on the Disabled List for the first time...already....yikes. I'm not trying to take away from the pitcher that Strasburg is (because he is already one of the tops in the game talent-wise), but I said then and I say now...you shoulda let him get his innings in the minors, Washington!


Moving on...I saw an article today on NESN.com that said Michael Ryder could be the next cap-casualty for the Bruins. Now, Ryder stinks, I don't like him at all as a player and don't think he is worth the $4 million he gets. BUT, the guy has produced in the past and remains mostly the same player he was when he potted 27 goals two years ago. More importantly...he doesn't struggle with injuries! What baffles me, is that amongst all the cap-hit talk, Marco Sturm is NEVER mentioned. Sturm is almost as frustrating to watch as Ryder. He has zero stick skills! Sure, he's fast, but he's going to be coming off of his second MAJOR knee surgery in the last two years! Now he's got no speed to go with the no stick skills. He carries a similar cap-hit to Ryder ($3.5 mil), yet he won't be on the ice until November, and even then he'll be a shell of what he used to be. Keep in mind, what he "used to be" wasn't all that special either. If the Bruins are desperate to move money around, get rid of Sturm...I don't care how, just find a god damn way.


I'll be brief on Carey Price, but that situation is just an absolute mess up in Montreal. Price has worn-out his welcome with Montreal fans already. He's been approached in the locker room for his "lack of effort" and "childishness," yet he is ready to hold-out because he isn't seeing the money Jaro Halak got from the Blues? Hmmm. Lets think here for a second. Last year, Price was unable to find any form of consistency, leading to choruses of booes from the Hab-faithful, and he was replaced midseason by Halak as the teams starter. Halak proceeded to get the Habs to the Playoffs (nearly single-handedly) and then he (single handedly) beat the Capitals and Penguins. Well, earth to Carey...you don't get the same money for sitting on the bench as you do for single handedly carrying a team back to relevancy! Pierre Gauthier alraedy fucked up once by keeping Price over Halak, and now he's realizing his catostrophic mistake. Yea, Price may have the better upside of the two, but his resume is less impressive than that of Halak. Good luck Canadiens figuring that mess out.


More to come later...maybe

I'm Sorry Maybe I'll Think of Something Soon That Will Excite Me Enough To Blog About

I just put up a blog post 2 weeks ago so I don't understand what all the fuss is about. Anyway since I don't want to put up another bruins related post at the moment, I don't care about the NBA, Lebron James, College sports, NFL training camp, Brett Favre, Terrel Owens, or watching the latenight sox games, I will follow this run on sentence up with a rare commercial featuring Drew Bledsoe. Who knows, maybe I'll use one of those brain storm diagrams like in middle school, to come up with something. Enjoy....

July 28, 2010

One Man Show


It'd be nice if a few of my "blog-mates" would chip in here and there. It's been a bare-bone establishment for the month of July, and nobody seems willing to step up to the plate. I've been told over the past week by "brian" that there could be "three clogs on the Patriots" (direct quote). Yea, my ass brian. Nobody seems willing to step up to the plate in my "absence," leading me to feel like I'm playing the role of El Pres...only less retarded. Well, due to the lack of effort on the part of my many colleagues, I'll provide the loyal readers with a fucking post.

Alright, I'm gonna start with Dan Haren. How is it possible that the Angels have managed to outbid the Yankees in this sweepstakes? The Yankees reportedly turned down the D-backs because Joba Chamberlain was part of the package that Arizona asked for. HAHAHAHA. Seriously, Cashman? You're keeping a career setup man rather than deal him for a guaranteed repeat? Is that a joke? Well, anyways, sucks for Yankees fans to see the Angels swoop in and nab Haren for.........wait for it!.....JOE SAUNDERS!!!!!!!!!! [Insert here many more HA HA's than in the previous line]. Our sister blog (I say "sister" because JMO and Aloy gave up on us) had a column regarding the D-backs being snake-bitten, but JMO might have been wrong. Maybe they are snake bitten because they deal an annual Cy Young candidate for a marginal fourth or fifth starter! I mean, seriously? Joe fucking Saunders? What a joke! You have the most valuable asset on the trade market (maybe other than Prince Fielder or Roy Oswalt) and you make a "panic move" like that? Yea, no wonder you can't fucking win with the best young lineup in baseball.

Anyways, I'd rather not spend my first blog in a week rambling about a meaningless franchise out in the desert...

On to a meaningful team...the Bruins. And yes, I say "meaningful" with a shitload of confidence. News alert to you Bruin-haters (plentiful in number)...the B's just sold out season tickets in a matter of fucking hours. Can you say Stanley Cup parade next year? I might be getting ahead of myself a little bit, but if the Wheeler and Mark Stuart for Kaberle rumors are true...sign me up for front row of the fucking parade! Yea, viewership of the Boston Pawsox is down this year (I mean Red Sox for all you retards who think they are any better than a Triple-A team), but the Bruins are fucking taking over! Yea, go ahead, jump on the bandwagon, welcome to a real sport. For you basketball fans....nice league, go lick Lebron's asshole and get on with your stupid stage-show.

I'll probably give you fellas (all 3 of you, if that...) more to read tomorrow. For now, I'm just tired and flat-out gassed.

July 21, 2010


I'll start this post by addressing a comment that was left before I even wrote this blog...yes, we give up. We stop what we are doing and we corner Gary Bettman and end his life by stoning him and beating him with blunt objects. There is no other exit-plan! The worst executive in the history of professional sports continues to find ways to get WORSE! It's incredible how incompetent Gary Bettman is. I love the NHL for what it is. They fucked up huge in 2004 and let a whole season slip away, and they brought the league back up to speed under new "pussified" rules. Why was the lockout necessary? Bettman and his cohorts blamed it on the Players union and the owners for not being able to agree immediately to the boundaries of a salary cap. But now, half-a-decade later, the NHL has the salary cap in place, and yet they've put themselves in a sour spot by giving teams an obvious loophole.

After taking over a year to iron out the parameters for the CBA that cost the league an entire season, Bettman and company still managed to fuck things up beyond belief. You would think that taking that much time and putting the league in the MLS-category would lead to a strict and thorough CBA...not so much. In implementing a "hard cap," the NHL has left a loophole to make it more flexible and bendable to smart NHL teams. Don't get me wrong, I think the salary cap is a great thing for the competitiveness of the league. But, leave it to the NHL to put implement a system so easy to exploit that the Bruins even managed to do it (with the Savard contract). With the current rules, the cap-hit that a player presents for any given season is the average value per season of the deal he signed. So, despite the fact that Marc Savard will make $7 million next season, his cap-hit will stand at $4 million...doesn't make much sense does it? Well, too bad, it's the system that the NHL spent month after month ironing out as to make certain that there were no obvious "loopholes" to the first salary cap system for the league.

Well, teams noticed that loophole immediately. It wasn't exactly a tough thing to figure out. The Red Wings are the genius' of this whole thing, signing Johan Franzen and Henrik Zetterberg to front-loaded deals that put their cap-hit at a significantly lower figure than what they are making during their "prime years." But until now, the NHL didn't seem to mind. I'm guessing that it was mainly because they were incredibly embarrassed about their mistake. They fucked things up. But more importantly...teams were NOT breaking the rules established in the CBA. They were adhering to the rules! The NHL had done a good job until now in realizing that teams were simply taking advantage of the pathetic loophole that their league execs had left them to exploit. Yea, it seemed to be somewhat unfair at times. Marian Hossa and Chris Pronger signed contracts that nobody thought they could play-out, and it saved their respective teams a hell of a lot of trouble against the cap situation. But, what the NHL realized then, and doesn't realize now, is that the Flyers, Red Wings, Hawks, Bruins, and whoever else weren't breaking the god damn fucking rules. They simply exploited a kindergarten mistake that the NHL made during their painful CBA blueprinting.

And then today, I wake up to find that the NHL had "put their foot down" and rejected Ilya Kovalchuk's 17-year deal with the New Jersey Devils (actually a lucky occurrence for the Dev's if you ask me). I was too tired at the time (roughly 6:30 AM), and just stumbled my way to take a shower...and then I realized how absolutely ludicrous it was that the NHL was intervening on this! When they were hammering out the CBA, they were losing fans and losing an entire season...hardly professional thinking on their part. But what Bettman and the Board attributed it to was the stubbornness of the NHLPA and the owners. Those two groups seemingly were at a "stalemate" throughout the process that prevented anything from moving forward. Now, lets move forward to today. The NHL's pathetic mistake (I don't know how many times I can say the word loophole without being arrested) has led to this deal between the Devils and Kovy. But, what happened here was bliss between player and team. The owners and the players are fine with the system in place (or else the CBA would have never been established). But, when the NHL intervened and rejected this deal, they blamed A.) Kovalchuk and B.) the Devils for "circumventing" the salary cap as established in the CBA. Wait, back up. So you're saying that you wish to place blame on the players and the owners for adhering the rules you put in place back in 2004? Yea, that makes sense. Go fuck yourself Bettman.

But that's hardly the worst part. Every hockey fan who has a pulse knows about the KHL's relevance. Bettman didn't want to step-in on any other deal, he let Pronger, Hossa, Franzen...the whole fucking lot...get away with their front-loaded deals and play for a cap-figure far below market-value. But now, he has a player who has a legitimate chance to ditch the NHL altogether and head back to his native Russia to play in their Superleague. Finally, the Devils came to an agreement that put all speculation of Kovy heading to Russia to bed. Kovalchuk staying here and signing in NJ was a small victory for the NHL (because they are by far the superior league), but it was a MASSIVE hit for the KHL. Just when you thought the NHL had escaped their KHL-scare with Kovalchuk, Bettman decides to step right in and say "here you go Russia, have another whack at the now-irritated Ilya Kovalchuk...he'll probably be too pissed to stay in the NHL, so take him." NICE FUCKING WORK BETTMAN. He already had irritated Ovechkin, Datsyuk, Kovalchuk, and a handful of other Russians by "threatening" to not allow them to play for their country in the next Olympics, but he had to go to a new level of fucking stupidity. Kovalchuk was all smiles after realizing he'd make about $100 million over 11 years (then $2 million over the next 6, which he won't play anyways). But before Kovalchuk could spend any of that cash on fine Russian Vodka or crazy Yugoslavian strippers, Bettman said "nah, can't do that, fuck you you fucking asshole Russian for obeying the rules and accepting that deal. I'm nixing that." <
It baffles me how this man is still in charge of a professional sports operation. He lacks any sense of marketing knowledge (nice job taking an extra $600,000 a few years ago to broadcast on Versus instead of ESPN...yes, ESPN had an offer in '05 for that much less that Versus, yet Bettman felt compelled to take the extra cash. Oh, and Versus has since been removed from Direct TV, so that panned out well. Now, with Bettman's shitty sense of marketing, the NHL has very little appeal to casual fans, and ESPN and NBC's offers for full-season coverage of the NHL have sunk to incredible lows. Yes, NBC does late-season games on weekends, covers the Winter Classic, and does some Playoffs, but it's hardly enough. But now Bettman has to add to his idiotic legacy. He put in place an easily exploitable CBA, and he won't take responsibility for it any longer. He let other teams get away with it for years, and he thinks he's done the league a favor this time by "putting his foot down." Well, Gary, you've actually just taken a huge chunk of legitimacy away from the league, and you've probably sent the league's most coveted free agent of the last half-decade to Russia because of your incompetence.

The worst part of it all...he has now, in making this single maneuver, damaged the league's relationship with the NHLPA and the owners enough to make the 2012 negotiations for a new CBA even more strenuous and painful than they were back in 2004. What I'm getting at here, is that Bettman, in making this lone-action, has just put the NHL on a collision course with yet another full-season lockout...or more. So, Gary, congratulations, you are now, have always been, and will always be...the "Worst Executive" award winner in professional sports......Go fuck yourself up your fucking ass you stupid mother fucker.

By the way, if the Bruins happen to win the Cup in the coming few years...I'm going to the clinching game and bringing a gun. When Bettman steps on the ice to praise both teams for their hard work, I'm giving the gun to the kid next to me and telling him to shoot Bettman. That way, I don't go to jail and Bettman still dies...

July 20, 2010

Uncharacteristic


This offseason, for Bruins fans, could be labeled "uncharacteristic" for several reasons. They have, for once, started using common sense on a daily basis. In addition to that, they had the number two pick in the Entry Draft following a season in which they were one win from the conference finals. So, on those two accounts (and probably many more), this offseason has been an uncharacteristic one for the Black and Gold.

But what they have done thus far seems of-the-norm compared to what Jacque Lemaire has done with his New Jersey Devils. Keep in mind that the Devils are kings of the "system." They have never prided themselves on being flashy (except Brodeur, but he's brilliant by being flashy). The Devils, for decades now, have been defined by their defensive prowess, their physical play, their trap scheme, and Brodeur's Hall-of-Fame caliber play.

This offseason has been much, much different for the Devils. First off, they made an ill-advised trade with Nashville to bring Jason Arnott and his $5 mil cap-hit back to the Jersey shore. I won't ever criticize Arnott for being a poor player, because I am a huge fan of his. But, what the Devils failed to recognize in making this trade is that they participate in a capped-league. This isn't Major League Baseball, where a simply luxury tax will suffice. The NHL is a hard-cap, there is no going over (there are some loopholes). Arnott is a terrific player, even at this point in his career. He has always been a great leader and in ideal 2nd line center. Sure he's old, but he'll get the job done...just not at a reasonable price.

The second of the uncharacteristic moves came when the Devils allowed Paul Martin to escape Jersey and head to their in-division rival, Pittsburgh. Yes, they went out and pulled in Anton Volchenkov and Henrik Tallinder after they lost Martin, but to allocate that many dollars to Arnott and not give yourself a chance to retain your best defenseman was an anti-Devils move. Volchenkov is a great fit for their team, but he was overpaid (as was Tallinder). I won't criticize them signing either of those defenders, but they really should have prioritized Martin better than they did.

And then you have the kingpin of mind-baffling deals...Kovalchuk. Hockey pink-hats will look at this, tilt their heads and say..."17 years? Is that normal?" Yea, 17 years is a lot, but that's one of those crazy, idiotic loopholes of the NHL's CBA that allows teams to pay players $11.5 million in a season and only have him count $6 million against the cap. But it's not the size of the deal, years or dollars, that matters here. This deal is so baffling to hockey fans, or at least it should be, because Kovalchuk is the exact opposite of what the organization has preached over the last twenty years! He's an all offense, no defense type player, which is great for some situations...just not this one. After he was acquired last year, the Devils went from East-favorites to a mediocre hockey club. Adding the Russian sniper disrupted their chemistry both on and off the ice. If they were smart (like they usually are), the Devils would have let Kovy walk on July 1st without even making him an offer.

And now we get to the absolute worst part of that Kovalchuk deal. Kovalchuk will return to the Devils in the same role he was last year...an offensive-minded player and the second best player on the team (third if you count Marty). Zach Parise has been, and will be, the best player on this team. He's more well rounded offensively than Kovalchuk, and he's a great defensive forward. Watching Parise play, there isn't a single thing to dislike about the guy. But, what the Devils seemingly forgot about, is that Parise is headed toward Restricted Free Agency after the coming season...WHOOPS!

Judging from the $7 mil/year contract that the Wild just gave Mikko Koivu, it seems like Parise is a good-bet to get about $8 mil per year for a "short term" contract in the neighborhood of 7 years. Yes, the Devils will have an opportunity to retain Parise (and if they don't, they'll get 3 draft picks as compensation). BUT, what they have done by signing Kovalchuk is put themselves in a position to lose Parise via an offer sheet from another team that is out of their ballpark money-wise. There are plenty of teams with the cap-space to make a run at Parise, and the Devils just made it that much more tempting.

Kovalchuk was the most sought after free agent on the market this year, and in the last three or four years if I remember correctly. But the Devils went against what they are as an organization to bring him back to Jersey. They seem to be headed in a new direction, and it's just a pawn in a very uncharacteristic offseason.