Earlier today New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning showed up for some good old fashioned pig skin tossing with his Pa, Archie. Unfortunately Tom Coughlin double parked his Sebring into Eli's spot and left him baffled with what to do. After sitting in his car for approximately two and a half hours, Manning saw the training cart pull into the stadium through a side entrance. "Oh jeeze there must be some more parking over there!" Eli thought to himself. Poor Eli found himself driving around the field of newly build Meadowlands Stadium wondering where to park and in the process accidentally ran over Tom Arnolds foot who was there filming a new episode of The Best Damn Sports Show alongside Michael Strahan. Tom Coughlin managed to get Eli to stop the car yelling "What the hell are you doing there boy!? Get out of the damn car before you kill somebody!". With a grin on his face as if nothing had gone wrong, Eli stepped out of the car, grabbed a football and slung it towards his old man, who was not paying any attention, striking him right in the baby maker. "Justhhh go home Eli" Strahan yelled, "Haven't you done enough?" At that time Eli started crying and ended up running home, wondering why everyone was so mad at him. No one has spoken to him since, and many are beginning to question if he'll be back for the start of training camp.
May 24, 2010
Eli Manning Mistakes New Stadium Field As Parking Lot
Earlier today New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning showed up for some good old fashioned pig skin tossing with his Pa, Archie. Unfortunately Tom Coughlin double parked his Sebring into Eli's spot and left him baffled with what to do. After sitting in his car for approximately two and a half hours, Manning saw the training cart pull into the stadium through a side entrance. "Oh jeeze there must be some more parking over there!" Eli thought to himself. Poor Eli found himself driving around the field of newly build Meadowlands Stadium wondering where to park and in the process accidentally ran over Tom Arnolds foot who was there filming a new episode of The Best Damn Sports Show alongside Michael Strahan. Tom Coughlin managed to get Eli to stop the car yelling "What the hell are you doing there boy!? Get out of the damn car before you kill somebody!". With a grin on his face as if nothing had gone wrong, Eli stepped out of the car, grabbed a football and slung it towards his old man, who was not paying any attention, striking him right in the baby maker. "Justhhh go home Eli" Strahan yelled, "Haven't you done enough?" At that time Eli started crying and ended up running home, wondering why everyone was so mad at him. No one has spoken to him since, and many are beginning to question if he'll be back for the start of training camp.
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Keep up the great work dunbar. You actually have a better hoops mind than you realize or give yourself credit for.
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